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Drunken Robot Pornography was recently released on Steam and we have been graced with a key to take a look at this good looking FPS game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvL-LjllGfA&feature=youtu.be
Me playing another game terribly, hooray!
Honestly until I got to level 6 I thought the game was easy to the point of being boring. I am pleased to say once you hit level 6 everything changes.
The games graphics are really good and that for me is essential in an FPS game, so it hits the nail on the head there. When you first get into it you think "what the hell am I playing?" and as the difficulty levels quickly ramp up that quickly changes to "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LASERS?!". I mean seriously, a massive jellyfish titan comes along and shoots lasers EVERYWHERE.
You really do have to play this one with a mouse folks. It does support game-pads, but I found them too floaty and you need the speed and precision of a mouse or else you will die a good many multiples of times as you would with a mouse.
The level design in this is fantastic as well with some great colours and interesting mechanics like jump platforms. You can easily die jumping from platform to platform shooting away if you're not careful, so that adds another difficulty level to the game.
Honestly I think it's a brilliant bullet-hell FPS that mixes humour and good music together with absolutely insane game-play, so it's really one not to miss. I can see the humour getting better as the game goes on too, as it was just getting warmed up in my video.
The only thing I dislike is that the gun feels like it has infinite range and there's little to no feedback from the weapon itself it just seems very static, but you don't really see that when it becomes bullet hell, so it only becomes a minor point.
I imagine this would make a great party game, maybe a good one to whack on a Steam Machine if you hone your game-pad skills.
Check it out on Steam if you dare to take on the many lasers.
Article taken from GamingOnLinux.com.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvL-LjllGfA&feature=youtu.be
Me playing another game terribly, hooray!
Honestly until I got to level 6 I thought the game was easy to the point of being boring. I am pleased to say once you hit level 6 everything changes.
The games graphics are really good and that for me is essential in an FPS game, so it hits the nail on the head there. When you first get into it you think "what the hell am I playing?" and as the difficulty levels quickly ramp up that quickly changes to "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LASERS?!". I mean seriously, a massive jellyfish titan comes along and shoots lasers EVERYWHERE.
You really do have to play this one with a mouse folks. It does support game-pads, but I found them too floaty and you need the speed and precision of a mouse or else you will die a good many multiples of times as you would with a mouse.
The level design in this is fantastic as well with some great colours and interesting mechanics like jump platforms. You can easily die jumping from platform to platform shooting away if you're not careful, so that adds another difficulty level to the game.
Honestly I think it's a brilliant bullet-hell FPS that mixes humour and good music together with absolutely insane game-play, so it's really one not to miss. I can see the humour getting better as the game goes on too, as it was just getting warmed up in my video.
The only thing I dislike is that the gun feels like it has infinite range and there's little to no feedback from the weapon itself it just seems very static, but you don't really see that when it becomes bullet hell, so it only becomes a minor point.
I imagine this would make a great party game, maybe a good one to whack on a Steam Machine if you hone your game-pad skills.
Check it out on Steam if you dare to take on the many lasers.
Article taken from GamingOnLinux.com.
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But is there any porn in it?
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Quoting: AnonymousBut is there any porn in it?Hidden so well it's like it's not actually there.
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Let's call a spade a spade. Saying that this game has good graphics and could be a fun party game
is another way of saying that the gameplay is trash and only intoxicated morons would ever touch it - and even they'd need company to keep them entertained while wasting their time on this.
No amount of Martinis and buzzwords that attract dumb college jocks can mask the fact that this is a terrible game that should've never been made. I'd rather play a shoeshine simulator.
is another way of saying that the gameplay is trash and only intoxicated morons would ever touch it - and even they'd need company to keep them entertained while wasting their time on this.
No amount of Martinis and buzzwords that attract dumb college jocks can mask the fact that this is a terrible game that should've never been made. I'd rather play a shoeshine simulator.
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Then go play your shoeshine simulator and I will continue to have fun with a fun game.
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Actually, you didn't use the word fun in your post.
Your first sentence that describes the game is:
"Honestly until I got to level 6 I thought the game was easy to the point of being boring."
And the very first sentence is "Me playing another game terribly, hooray!"
and of course in the sentence before that you use the adverb "terribly", which is freudian lingo.
Your first sentence that describes the game is:
"Honestly until I got to level 6 I thought the game was easy to the point of being boring."
And the very first sentence is "Me playing another game terribly, hooray!"
and of course in the sentence before that you use the adverb "terribly", which is freudian lingo.
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When I say I'm playing a game terribly it means I'm not very good at it, you can read into that all you like, but that's all it is. It's quite a standard saying to say you are terrible at something, but enjoy it all the same. Common knowledge that isn't it?
I also said "The only thing I dislike", meaning I actually like everything else about the game.
If you don't have something nice to say, why bother at all?
I also said "The only thing I dislike", meaning I actually like everything else about the game.
If you don't have something nice to say, why bother at all?
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I was not trying to antagonize you, i just do not subscribe to the "If you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all" maxim. How about this one: "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig." That's how i feel about the article, which imho does not paint an honest picture of the game.
But to your credit, you added a gameplay video, so your readers can make up their own minds.
But to your credit, you added a gameplay video, so your readers can make up their own minds.
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How can my personal thoughts not paint an honest picture exactly? It's what I think about the game.
Just another person on the internet who has to be right I see.
Just another person on the internet who has to be right I see.
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Hi Regular Anonymous. This is Anonymous1337 from a distant future. Most year counters did only have 4 digits so after 9999 we started over again.
Anyway to make a short story long:
The title says '...Video & Thoughts', not review.
Now go away :)
Anyway to make a short story long:
The title says '...Video & Thoughts', not review.
Now go away :)
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