That's right, Humble Bundle is back in force with a bundle full of Linux games, but, err...it might be a bit full of anime boobs.
Introducing, the Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle. Yes, this really is a thing.
For a massive $1 or more, you will be granted:
HunieCam Studio, Sakura Agent (Humble has a Linux icon, Steam does not), Sakura Fantasy, Sakura Beach, Sakura Beach 2, Sakura Angels and Sakura Spirit.
Then if you splurge the cash for more than the average payment you get:
HuniePop, Sakura Swim Club, Sakura Nova, Sakura Space, Sakura Shrine Girls (has a Linux version, but Humble forgot the Linux icon), Sakura Magical Girls and Sakura Santa.
Then to top it all off, if you pay $10 you get:
Sakura Dungeon
I'll be honest, I stay well away from such games for fear of a) getting slightly aroused and then b) having to question my life choices. Although, they've already made over $88K with this bundle, am I really missing something?
Wow, they will literally bundle anything up now, huh? Wake me up when they do a Humble Indie Bundle, as that sure would be damn nice.
Thanks to Ethan Lee's tweet for pointing it out and getting my hopes up.
Quoting: Guest*pat pats LiamD*
Yeah, that bundle.. only thing I think I'd play is Sakura Dungeon. Well, I'm sure they'll be able to sale a lot of them.
You know, I thought the same thing a while back, it LOOKS like a Shining in the Darkness style game with a bit more cleavage than it. But... I just couldn't play it. Basically instead of slimes, or evil orks or whatever, there were 'Bunnies' and not the all furry kind that like to hump. Well okay, they do like to hump apparently, but aren't 100% covered in fur....
I think it was the whole 'Beating them into submission' that got to me, or the fact that the voices were shrill and terrible. And while I understand that's considered 'hot' for some odd reason for most Anime... yeah that's one I shouldn't have bought.
Worse part is, since I bought it on Steam, for a VERY long time that's all I'd see in recommended lists.... the Sakura games..
What about you play the games you like and let other people play the games they like, even if you don't ?
If some of these games have positive reviews, there is a reason.
Do you and I likes all kind of games ? Do you like walking Simulation ? Do you like visual novel ? Do you like hardocde rogue like ? Do you like mainstream FPS COD-Like ? Do you like Open world games ? Do you like card games ?
Every one of us have its preferences, and only because one type of game is more of a Niche and may be just a bit sexual does not allow anyone to discriminate against these games and especially against the people that play it. Even if it includes masturbation (or not). I somehow expected more from the linux and indie game community.
So stay open for anything new and 1$ may be a cheap way to give a it go.
And Hunie Pop is worth 7$ and much more. Very good dating sim.
If you want to open yourself to other kind of game you may want to look at this dedicated website.
http://nichegamer.com/
Quoting: CybolicSo, what exactly are these games? I tried watching a few of the videos, hoping to learn a bit about the gameplay, but they all seem to be just slideshows of "titillating" characters.
Found this video?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eVa0Crj1oD8
Quoting: elmapuli want to buy this games, but i'm not sure if any girl will want to be my girl friend knowing that i have such games on steam xD.
(well some fujoshis will not mind)
Well as a game collector I accidentally got My Ex-Boyfriend the Space Tyrant without me knowing and I was using ASF Bot to get the steam cards but friends can see my activity which games I am playing. After a while a friend msg "I didnt know that you like gay stuff".... I was like......... "EEHhHhHH? WTF???? :O
Well thats the price that all game collectors have to pay in order to grab all the games...
Quoting: elmapuli want to buy this games, but i'm not sure if any girl will want to be my girl friend knowing that i have such games on steam xD.Never hide yourself in a relationship (maybe just on a few dates) it's not healthy.
(well some fujoshis will not mind)
Also the truth will come out eventually. And then it might or might not create a problem.
So is this Sakura-series recommended a buy?
Have you all seen the comments below the games?
I'm trash and this game is exactly what i needed.
—Daniboy
Intense Plot :D
—AnimeEDM
I sold my CSGO guns to get this game.
—S A B E R
Finally a game I can play with my dad.
—Portman
Still a better lovestory than twilight
—Ghostface
thanks dad
—rive
A foxgirl's tail touched me and it was scary. 10/10
—Bolu Man
I play it for the gem matching, I swear.
—rocketpineapple
I read it purely for the story.
—Tablepros
I got this for the Trading cards I swear.
—Darth Tormounus
hot
—Mashiro Shiina
Today I proposed to Nyaoko if she wanted to marry me. She accepted and I literally bursted out screaming "Nyaaaaaa~"
—Anonymous
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
—Ethral
Better than Black Ops 3.
—~Opie~ Sora
I guess the humble ninjas had a lot of fun putting together this bundle and the comments :D
Last edited by cRaZy-bisCuiT on 6 September 2017 at 6:55 am UTC
Here some ideas:
-friends
-enemies
-trolls on steam
-trolls on reddit
-trolls in the wild
-GOL staff
-Linux youtubers
-Linux Celebrities (Do Stallman or Torwalds have Steam installed?)
-Phoronix
-give them as prize for multiplayer games with your friends
-your friend's kids
-print the keys and put them in an envelope, leave the envelope in a public place (a place with a lot of pc gamers is better) with a message like "Free Steam Boobs"
-wedding gift
-divorce gift
-birthday gift for your 8 years old son, with the message "wait 10 years to open them"
-Christmas Gift
-Linux porters like Feral, VP and others: an unusual way to thank them, so unusual that they may stop porting games due to being too embarrassed or too...busy:D
-Mesa developers, with the request to optimize the driver for a "smooth" experience
-your favorite FOSS developers
-prize for the best player of the Ballistic Monday
-your Dungeon Master as a suggestion or in exchange of your character life
-your teacher as an "educational game" or for an A.
-your boyfriend to keep him company
-your girlfriend to take inspiration
-yourself, as a prize for reading all this crazyness
Last edited by Purple Pudding on 6 September 2017 at 7:35 am UTC
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