That's right, we're teaming up with GOG once more to give you a chance at getting a fantastic DRM free Linux game.
We have copies of both Surviving Mars & Iconoclasts to give away! We're big fans of both games, so it's awesome to be able to run this for you, our awesome readers!
How to enter
Competition open to all existing and new users.
- Reply to this article.
- Include which game you would like.
- Tell us an amusing Linux-related joke. Go on—give it your best shot!
Winners will be sent a PM (personal message) directly on our site with their key. This will end Sunday 17th at 8PM BST/7PM UTC.
Note: If you win, you will need to redeem your key by July 3rd.
GOG Sale
The GOG summer sale is also still going on, so if you don't fancy a copy of either or if you fancy picking up a cheap DRM free Linux game, see all their Linux games on sale right here.
We also have a curated list of games in the summer sale we think you might like, check them out here.
Linux geek started working at McDonalds. A customer asked him for a Big Mac and he gave him a bit of paper with FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF written on it.
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Linux is the only Operating Pasta that is Open Sauce
weeds@garden:~$ rm -rf /
https://www.gog.com/news/release_xcom_enemy_unknown_complete_pack - No Linux version...
Not really a Linux joke, but it does imply that Linux is better.
Computers are like air conditioners. They work perfectly until you open windows
Linux gamer trying to write a joke, wonders if it will work on all distros.
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Why Linux developer works in a Basement?
...
Because he doesn't like Windows.
Macs are for those who don't want to know why their computer works.
Linux is for those who want to know why their computer works.
DOS is for those who want to know why their computer doesn't work.
Windows is for those who don't want to know why their computer doesn't work.
In case of a problem:
Windows -> Reboot.
Linux -> Be root.
What does a Duck sitting on a Router?
NAT NAT NAT NAT NAT
Linux is like teepee. No Gates, no Windows, Apache inside.
I wanted to write an IPv4 joke, but the good ones were all already exhausted.
- So, I heard you`re going on vacation. Can your penguin live in my place while you are away?
- No, that`s not possible.
- Why?
- You always have your windows open.
Linux and Windows were fighting a battle. Soon, Linux won. When Tux was asked how they won so readily, he said "We can customize our Colonels."
- Linux is like a wigwam NO Windows NO Gates and an Apache inside
- And one from czech ubuntu forum:
question:
What is difference between chattr a chmod?
answer:
man chattr > 1; man chmod > 2; diff -d 1 2
# rm -rf / tmp
I like Linus Torvalds' comment/joke:
Software is like sex: it's better when it's free
How many Linux users are needed to change a lightbulb?
* 1 to post a thread in a forum telling the bulb has burnt.
* 1 to suggest to try to turn the lamp on through command lines.
* 1 to complain that the user broke the thread.
* 1 to ask what new bulb will he install.
* 1 to advice that we shouldn't use the word burn for meaning a broken lightbulb, because it would mean that the bulb was set on fire and that it wold be right to say that the bulb broke due to an excess of electrical current.
* 25 to suggest to install all the kinds of existing and imaginable
* 5 who say that the burnt bulb is an upstream issue that doesn't belong to the distro. There's an open bug on the bulb's developer mail list.
* 1 noob to suggest to install a Microsoft
* 250 to flood the noob's mail
* 300 to say that a Microsoft lightbulb would turn blue and that you'd had to reboot continuously to get back to
* 1 former linux user who still frequents the forum, to suggest to install an Apple iBulb, which has a fresh and innovating design and it costs
* 20 to say that iBulbs aren't free, and that they have less functions than a 20 times cheaper standard
* 15 to suggest to install a national
* 30 to say that national lightbulbs are creepled remasters of foreign lightbulbs and that they don't bring nothing
* 23 to argue if it must be a white or a transparent
* 1 to remiind everyone that the right name is GNU/
* 1 to say that lightbulbs are a Winbugs users thing and that real Linux users aren't afraid of the
* 1 to announce finally which will be the model of the installed
* 217 to discard the chosen model and suggest another
* 6 to complain that the chosen lightbulb has propietary elements, and that another should be
* 20 to say that a 100% free bulb, isn't compatible with the lamp
* The same previous 6, to suggest to change the switch for a compatible
* 1 to yell out: “STOP ARGUING AND CHANGE THAT LIGHTBULB FOR GOD'S
* 350 to ask the previous user what God is he talking about, and that if he has scientific proofs of his
* 1 to say that we can't trust in corporation-made bulbs and that we should trust in community-made
* 1 to post a link to an ODF file explaining how to build a lightbulb from 14 to complain about the format of the previous file and asking to send it in txt or LaTeX.
* 5 to say that they didn't like the taken decission and that they'll fork the house's electric installation and install a better
lamp.
* 1 to post a series of commands to put to change the lightbulb.
* 1 to comment that he executed the commands and had an error message.
* 1 to advice that the commands must be executed as root
And finally:
The father of the first user, who while everyone were discussing, he went to the shop and bought the cheapest lightbulb.
A Linux joke:
"Gentoo"
P.S. Sorry Gentoo guys for the joke. We're all bros here at the end of the day.
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