That's right, we're teaming up with GOG once more to give you a chance at getting a fantastic DRM free Linux game.
We have copies of both Surviving Mars & Iconoclasts to give away! We're big fans of both games, so it's awesome to be able to run this for you, our awesome readers!
How to enter
Competition open to all existing and new users.
- Reply to this article.
- Include which game you would like.
- Tell us an amusing Linux-related joke. Go on—give it your best shot!
Winners will be sent a PM (personal message) directly on our site with their key. This will end Sunday 17th at 8PM BST/7PM UTC.
Note: If you win, you will need to redeem your key by July 3rd.
GOG Sale
The GOG summer sale is also still going on, so if you don't fancy a copy of either or if you fancy picking up a cheap DRM free Linux game, see all their Linux games on sale right here.
We also have a curated list of games in the summer sale we think you might like, check them out here.
Reactions to the message "An update is available for your computer"
Windows: Noooo!!!! Not again!!!!
Mac: Oh, it's only 99€!
Linux: Cool, more free stuff!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Tux
Tux who
Tux is a gamer
Q: Why couldn't Chris try out the regular expressions he created until he left home?
A: His mom wouldn't let him play with matches.
Anyways, it would be easier to come up with a Windows joke since the whole system is a joke on its own, but I'll do my best:
QuoteDespite the generail opninion, linux is very user-friendly operating system. It just chooses who its friends are.
Quoteunzip;strip;touch;grep;grep;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;fsck;fsck;fsck;umount;sleep
:-)
Believe it or not, this is 17 years old.
Spoiler, click me
Source: en.tiraecol.net
It's an oldy, but a goody:
Fatal Error: Found MS-Windows System -> Repartitioning Disk for Linux...
It's more like true story :P
QuoteIf you go to a Linux forum and ask for help fixing your WiFi driver, everyone will ignore you. If, instead you say "Linux sucks, you can't even get a fuckin Wifi driver working!" thousands of people will solve the problem for you.
Quoting: lodIf you go to a Linux forum and ask for help fixing your WiFi driver, everyone will ignore you. If, instead you say "Linux sucks, you can't even get a fuckin Wifi driver working!" thousands of people will solve the problem for you.I should try this. I have a laptop with Linux Mint, and every new kernel branch breaks its Broadcom BCM43142 Wi-Fi. It takes months to get fixes, and I still have to use kernel 4.13. I tried to boot Mint 19 beta, it has kernel 4.15 and doesn't allow to select another one via mintUpdate. Switching drivers doesn't help. Linux sucks.
I'd like to get Iconoclasts, please.
Here is a joke, saw this on reddit and really liked it (hopefully noone commented this one before me)
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