Hello and welcome to the Crass Regional Australian Programming I am Murray Eastlake……. And today I will be bringing you all the action from 2024 T20 World Cup Final…… As Australia takes on India……

India has won the toss and elected to bat first……

This is set to be a cracker of a match and you wont want to miss a single moment of thi….. *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* “Do not adjust your sets…….. It is me….. The Doritos Pope….. I have taken over the airways…… AGAIN!….. This time Pengling you have gone to far…… Those cookie bombs were the last straw……. Now here is our official statement from the Banana Bint…… I mean….. April O’Neil”……. *Camera doesnt move*….. “AHEM Nacho Nun the camera” The Doritos Pope says with authority………. “Sorry Mighty Pontiff” Nacho Nun says off camera……..

*The camera pans to April O’Neil who is wearing a neck brace…….*

“Thank you oh Mighty Pontiff……. Pengling…… I did not want to be rescued……. The Mighty Pontiff has been nothing but kind and caring of me……. While you sit around on that brown sofa……. Or out playing baseball with your robotic army………. Insulting me and not caring about me……. Why would I want YOU of all people to rescue ME??”…….

“Your cookie cutter hero antics were BANG OUT OF ORDER…… Not only did you cause major damage to the Mighty Pontiffs factory but you also caused injuries to not only the Doritos Pope the Nacho Nun and myself….. But also many of the hard working employees who slave day and night to make delicious flavours like Cool Ranch and Nacho Cheese……. As well and cool refreshing Mtn Dew flavours such as Baja Blast…….. Get them in stores now”….. *April winks at the camera…….*

“So you have left Doritos Pope the Nacho Nun and myself with no other option……. We are formally suing yourself for your reckless and dangerous actions……… We are also formally suing the city for enabling your reckless and dangerous actions……. For the sum of $1 Million Dollars…… *Doritos Pope whispers into Aprils ear*……… I mean…… $100 Million Dollars……… *The Pope again whispers into Aprils ear*……… Sorry……. $100 BILLION DOLLARS”…….. *April puts her pinky finger to the corner of her lip*………..

“This will cover the damage to the factory as well as the damages both physical and financial to the employees…… As well as the physical and emotion damages to the Doritos Pope, Nacho Nun and myself…. Consider yourself served Pengling…… Thats how the cookie crumbles……. Now back to your regularly scheduled program”…….

“Very well done Banana Bi….. April…….” The Doritos Pope says proudly off camera……. “That should sort out that pesky Pengling for awhile……. And should get the Mayor very worried as well……. Good plan April…. Very good…… Soon we will conquer the……... Hey Nacho Nun why is that red light still on???……. IS THAT CAMERA STILL ON???……. YOU WERE MEANT TO TURN IT OFF YOU BUCKET OF BOL”….. *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*

Well there you have it folks…….. Another chapter has been entered into the great book of cricket……

And what a final that was……. Many records fell…… If you missed it you sure will be kicking yourself……. Australia are the 2024 T20 World Cup Champions in record fashion……. We will never see another final like that again thats for sure……..

Thank you for tuning into the Crass Regional Australian Programming…….. We hope you have enjoyed the 2024 T20 World Cup as much as I have enjoyed reporting on it…….. Tune in next time for action Crass Regional Australian Programming….. Same CRAP time…….. Same CRAP channel……..

This is Murray Eastlake reporting for the Crass Regional Australian Programming..... And until next time its goodbye from me….

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The road to unlock the PES Penguin in Pro Evolution Soccer 6 is at 4950 PES points out of 5000……….

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Triple Play 2002 (2002 EA Sports) - Sony PlayStation 2 - Sports (Baseball)

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NHL Hitz 2003 (2002 Midway) - Nintendo GameCube - Sports (Hockey)

Now for my bad joke of the week……
Dont be mad at lazy people....... They didnt do anything......
*ba dum.... tssssh…...*

!Toree 3D
My pick this weekend is Toree 3D (Proton)

It's a little 3D platformer featuring a little chicken who's focussed on speeding through the little levels and following the trail of little collectibles to get to the end, and it all looks quite strange!

I'm going in quite blind here

!40 Winks
40 Winks (PSX)

!Atomic Bomberman
Atomic Bomberman (Proton)

!Brotato
Brotato (Proton)

!Chip's Challenge
Chip's Challenge (Lynx)

!Cookie Clicker
Cookie Clicker (Proton)

!Lode Runner
Lode Runner (NES)

!Saturn Bomberman
Saturn Bomberman (Saturn)

!Sokoban World
Sokoban World (PCE)

!Star Fox Super Weekend Competition
Star Fox Super Weekend Competition (SNES)

!Stumble Guys
Stumble Guys (Proton)

!Super Bomberman 2
Super Bomberman 2 (SNES)

HAHAHAHAHA! Ahem...

Oh my God, it's like the opening to The Incredibles!

Hear this, Banana Bint: Bomberman was rescuing me, not you - nobody wants to rescue you.

I'm starting to think that you're not even the real April O'Neil... EXPECT MORE BOMB-COOKIES! THIS IS WAR!

They have no idea what's gone on!

Only 50 more points! Keep going!

Oh God, he looks SO sad!

"AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!!",
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!".

Hahaha!

What the hell is that???.........

At this rate it will takje you 40 weeks to finish it......

GOD DAMMIT PENGLING.......

GOD DAMMIT PENGLING x2.........

GOD DAMMIT PENGLING x3......

What on earth is actually going on???......

A classic game I havnt heard of for a long time......

So this is where Bomberman gets his bombs from.....

Another good classic game....

What do you think is the best console version of Sokoban???.....

Did you do a barrel roll???........

"Temple Run"...... Wasnt that a really shite mobile game???......

*Spider does his best Winston Churchill impersonation........*
"We shall fight them on the chocolate chips....... We shall fight them on the Peanut Butter..... We shall fight them on the Oatmeal Raisin....... We shall even fight them on the Cinnabon...... We shall never surrender......."

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel......... OH SHIT ITS A TRAIN!!!......

And that was after they won...... imagine how sad he would look if they lost......

LOL...... You just reminded me of this.......